Samsung Series 9 NP900X4B-A02US 15-Inch Laptop Reviews

If you have ever went to prison, you know what a lack of freedom feels like.  In fact, if you have every owned a laptop with a shitty battery, you know what a lack a freedom feels like.  Instead of being chained down to the metal ball, you are chained down to the outlet next to the stinky guy in the internet cafe.  The Samsung Series 9 NP900X4B-A02US offers you that coveted "Get out of jail free" card.

Or in other words, "get the hell out of that stinky air" card!  Samsung claims the thin and light delivers ten hours of freedom from the plug.  However, we all know laptop companies are lying crooks when it comes to battery life.

It's ultra thin, super light, and has a 7.5 hour battery life whilst streaming video. - Not Samsung

But is this ultrabook really ultra thin and super light as claimed?  These whiners don't think so.

Half a pound overweight. Screen a little underbright. - PC Nag

Am I overweight too?  Let's look up at the generalized, bullshit chart:

But let's be honest.  We don't like our women because they are 5'7" and 125 lbs.  No we like them because of their looks edit: personality, which is why I am going to show you the Samsung Series 9's personality:

Beautifully crafted, blade thin and very quiet. - Man with high standards

SEE!  She's got quiet attributes.  We're not that shallow.  Overall, I give this piece a 9 on the scale to 10. You are probably not good enough for a 10 so settling for a 9 like the Samsung Series 9 NP900X4B-A02US will make sure you are not drinking that coffee at the shop alone.