What's the Best Ultrabook for College?

So you've made it to the big dance and now all you have to find is your date:  Your laptop.  You'll spend long nights getting all touchy feely with it, so let's keep our standards high.  Note, if you intend to game instead of study, this advising isn't for you.   I'm not talking about the game that's going to land you a hot date.  You need to know nothing, I'm winging you.

If she's not good-looking, she'll probably never enter your prefrontal consideration.  Hey, I don't care what your mother told you.  Looks matter.  If she doesn't have a slender profile, she'll never fit in your backpack with your other lovers.  Ha, yeah I said it...player.

Let me just say you don't want to date an overweight beast either.  By overweight beast, I mean anything greater than 3 lbs weight of the Acer Aspire S3-951-6646.  Your other lovers are heavy and you don't want to break your back over love.

There a plenty of ladies out there that have plenty of game.  These are the easy ladies.  Good for a thrilling night, but offer little future.  Kind of like playing BF3 all night.  While many ultrabooks offer little in improving your performance gaming, they do offer lightening fast browsing, word doccing, and other studious activities like facebooking.  Instant on will also add time into life that will always seem to lack it.  Hydrate yourself by sleeping now.  There is a drought in college.

What else will be that missing something in your life?  Outlets.  Conveniently, when your laptop battery dies in the library, all the outlets will already be all taken.  Except for that one outlet next to the annoying kid tapping his pencil.  Six hours of cordless freedom can be yours with this Acer.  Or should I say that you are buying six hours of productive learning/working in addition to buying annoying kid insurance with your purchase of the Acer Aspire S3-951-6646.



While expensive dates may be fine when you have a real job above the minimum wage rate; in college, money grabbers should be avoided.  You want to be doing the grabbing on your dates.  I would consider a good date if you grabbed the Acer Aspire S3-951-6646.